27
2010
Don’t forget to play the “What if the shit hits the fan?” game…
Do you remember that ridiculously stupid ad campaign for Mrs Ball’s chutney, that made the rounds sometime last year? It was the “National Skirt Extension Project” campaign, where the readers were made to believe that all the ladies’ toilet signs would need to be changed to show the “ladies” wearing a longer skirt.

It was all part of a campaign that suggested that some things are fine the way the are, including …..Mrs Balls Chutney!!!! (sigh).
So, the overall consensus was that it was silly. Those who tend to have stronger opinions (like me) thought it was utterly stupid. Linking toilets signs to a food product….. sigh, again.
But hey! They got the stats! The Saturday Star reported that the NSEP website got 360 000 hits, inspired 6 000 phone calls, 300 blogs in 23 countries and 10 000 emails from people with an opinion on the issue and in search of what and who was behind it all. (via all4women).
Just to be clear, I think that the skirt campaign bit was clever. It just had a very, very poor product match. We were all expecting something quirkier, cleverer, funnier than Mrs Ball’s chutney.
But this post isn’t about the campaign per se. It’s about how Mrs Ball’s reacted to negative criticism. I know of at least one case where a blogger who offered negative criticism of the campaign was sent a “cease and desist” letter from the company, asking for the posts to be removed. Unfortunately he complied, but fortunately Google never forgets.
It has come to our attention that various posts relating to Mrs H.S. Ball’s products, specifically those dated 15th & 16th April 2009, have been placed on the website www.neuromance.co.za , which is registered to your name.
We are concerned that the above posts contain negative aspersions about our Mrs H.S. Ball’s product and may undermine the perception of our brand in consumers’ minds.
As you will appreciate, we have invested a substantial sum in the development of the brand in South Africa and internationally and believe that these posts are harmful to the Mrs H.S. Ball’s brand.
To these ends, we request your cooperation in removing these posts from your website within the next 3 days.Kind Regards on behalf of
THE BRAND MANAGER
Here is an important lesson for marketers who want to play the online game: you have to take the risk on the chin. If you are going to run a campaign that you want to be noticed, that you want to go viral, that you want to grab attention, then please understand that it is very possible that others will try to knock you off your pedestal. You are taking a risk by running something that is different, and the risk can play out both ways. You have to be prepared for that, and have contingencies in place. But silencing the opposition is not a contingency….it’s a bully tactic.
In the case of Mrs Ball’s, they are lucky that the blogger is so passive. Most would have published the cease and desist letter, and kept the original posts live. There is nothing preventing us from having, and expressing, our opinion, and unfortunately in this case Mrs Ball’s opened the door wide – very wide – for criticism.
This is another one of those examples, where the client has obviously not considered, or hasn’t been informed, about the potential negative effects of a social media campaign. Once again…the client in this case got off ligthly. But the lesson is still valid, and a “What if…” approach should be mandatory for every social media campaign strategy layout.
Cease and desist letters need to be thought out carefully, because should they fall into the wrong hands, and should they have been written for the wrong reasons, they can cause further havoc to the brand, and draw more attention to what the brand wanted to be kept quiet in the first place.
My suggestion? If you feel that a “cease and desist” letter is in order, first try to make direct, informal contact with the writer voicing your concerns, and have a reasonable discussion. I have amended some of my blog posts (transparently) as a result of such contact, and the whole process can be amicable and civilised.

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This is just another demonstration of how some brands just see social media as a bolt-on and another way to broadcast their messages. The first thing to bear in mind with SM is that it should be part of an integrated campaign and a mechanism to engage with customers, converse with them and find out their opinion. It is not bout stunts or a means of box-ticking. I guess Mrs Balls just doesn't get that.